They say trouble seeketh those that findeth it(ok no one actually says that but you get my drift). I’m a huge exception to this “made up” rule. Trouble has my address. I’ve changed it a couple of times but dude is persistent mehn. A while back at work he came for a routine checkup.
Dude: bla bla bla bla……. do u guys sell invitation cards for weddings?
Nono: Nah we don’t. You getting married?
Nono: well the shop at the end of the corridor should have some. it’s a gift shop. Congratulations by the way.
Dude: thanks. *leaves shop*
……………….5 mins later………………….
Dude: *comes back* they didn’t have any
Nono: o! sorry.
Dude: can i have your number?
Nono: err…..*hands him business card*
Dude: is your personal number on there?
Dude: I want your personal number
Dude: *smiles* No reason
Nono: ok. gives him number( i have to say curiosity is my best friend).
Dude: it was nice meeting you. *leaves shop*
Now i called the dude trouble for obvious reasons. What exactly could a guy who was about to get married have to talk about with me and he had that look you guys always have when you see something you fancy(yea you’ve got a look. best believe). Now i could only hope he had an equally hot brother he wanted to hook me up with ’cause anything else would have been completely unacceptable. The whole scenario reminded me of a similar situation i was in about two years ago. Dude was actually married and he used the whole ruse of ordering something for his wife to get my number. Now if a dude tells you he wants to be calling you to check up on his wife’s business, you won’t suspect anything. Little did i know dude had a personal agenda. Why are people never content with what they’ve got. In my opinion people are in relationships/married by choice. Being single is always an option. Why do you get yourself “saddled” with a wife or girlfriend if you are not willing to accept the responsibilities/ mode of conduct that comes with that? I once asked my randy married friend what exactly he saw in these other women that his wife didn’t have. He laughed so hard and told me “Nono don’t get it twisted o. i love my wife die but she is the mother of my kids now and there are some err…..things i want to do that would just be weird if i did it with her”. I was all huh???? I’m sure his wife would have done whatever he wanted in a heartbeat if it meant she was the only one that got to see his private region.
I know of two women that have gotten AIDS from their husbands. I mean they never suspected their husbands were cheating on them and of course didn’t use condoms. One of the women is dead now and the man is struggling to take care of the kids while at the same time getting treated. i don’t think he has a lot of time left. What exactly will happen to the kids i wonder. All because daddy couldn’t keep his junk in the trunk. A friend of mine lost her dad in some run down hotel with no address because the poor man’s heart gave out while he was with his err….much younger companion. Imagine how the whole family felt? I still see her mum and i feel so sorry. I think the problem is that everyone thinks they are James Bond. Walking around with the whole “i will never get caught” mentality(even Bond got caught). Getting a rush from something they deem risky/daring. Now some are lucky and don’t contact anything ’cause best believe at some point, your partner will be on to you but others are not so lucky. Is the adrenaline rush really worth the repercussions???
Lock up. If this is an impossibility, then please suit up. Respect your band.
PS: this post is for all o!! Before the male folk crucify me LOL!!!