They all stood with their hands on their head. No one could explain it. The shop girl that had come in first that morning was being questioned by her madam. It was one of those scenes you just wanted to photograph for the raw emotion. On the counter was a MI2(the movie) cd with the fuck you sign drawn beside track14 in red lipstick. In the middle of the already crowded boutique was a mix of metal, black and cream plastic. Now that wasn’t the mystery. They had already determined the mess on the floor was what was left of the stereo set mixed in with what was left of a mannequin. What gave them all great worry was how the mess had come to be. Nobody could come up with an explanation that made any sense. All of them wondered if the mannequin had gotten up at night and attacked the stereo set but damn if any of ’em was gonna voice that opinion. No siree!! So they all stood there and wondered………
Now here is the interesting part. In the spirit of christmas, I’ll be giving a gift to whoever can come up with the most interesting/creative scenario that will lead up to the aforementioned state of bewilderment. Since this is a blog post, I’ll give y’all my scenario. Goodluck beating it :p.
The previous day……….
She woke up with a jolt(or something akin a jolt). It felt like it was going to be a great day. She took great care dressing up. Today she was finally gonna meet him. They had been tweeting at each other for a while now. She was excited and every part of her said so. She felt like red so she put on a red top, black pants and red based make-up. She was ready.
*sound of car trying to start but failing miserably*
“NOOOOO Not today of all days. C’mon baby! Don’t let Mama down”. Another try, no luck. “*sigh* looks like I’ll have to take a cab”
She was impatient. She couldn’t afford to be late. “Where are all the cabs for pete’s sake?” She tried hailing a bike but it was as if once the bike man saw her arm stretched out, he stepped on th accelerator. When this happened consecutively three more times, she knew it was time to stop before she got even more embarrassed(if that was possible). Luckily for her, an empty taxi approached and she jumped in immediately. Bargaining was the farthest thing on her mind.
“The palms lekki pls”
The palms parking lot….
A phone call was being made..
“hello! Are u there yet?”
“yes I am. Where are you?”
“I’m almost there. My car had a problem this morning and it took me ages to find a taxi”
“o ok! What are u wearing? I want to be able to recognise you”
“lol! You’ve seen my avatar na. Ok I’ve got on a red top and black trousers”
“seen! Ok I’m waiting”
“ok! See u soon. Can’t wait”
5 mins later……..
The taxi pulls into The palms….
She pays and steps out.
She walks towards the KFC in the mall.
At the entrance, some dude bumps in to her in his hurry to get out.
“Heyy watch where you’re going”
“sorry” he mumbles
The voice sounded familiar but she let it go.
She scans the eatery for her “date”.
No where to be found
She calls him
She tries again
Still switched off
She takes a second to think……it comes to her
She feels the tears coming…
She runs out of KFC and in to the nearest shop which happens to be a boutique.
“We don’t have your size ma”
“I want to use your toilet”
Sometime that night…….
The power comes back and the stereo comes on. She is still in the toilet. Apparently the sales girls in the boutique totally forgot about her(shocking) and locked up without making sure the boutique was empty.
MI’s imperfect me is playing from the sterio…
“Love let’s me to be
Love let’s me to be
All she can hear is hahahahahahahahahaha.
She stumbles into the store room and finds the broken mannequins. “Imperfect us huh? Where th f%&k is the love??
She grabs one of th broken arms and attacks the stereo set……the rest is history.
Now beat that if u can. MUHahahahahaha!!! :p
Yea…she left th fuck you sign with her lipstick on track14(imperfect me)…duh!!!!!
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