So this post is a day overdue i know. my apologies. Yesterday made me a year old as a blogger. Been a good year i must say. yea yea you can wish me a happy birthday. If possible, with the presents :p. ok without much ado, lets get to it!
They both sat in church bored shitless and feeling like money junkies. They were two billionaires who only went to church on the first and last days of the year which meant going to church two days in a row. Today was the first day of the year and while they had endured yesterday, today’s service was beginning to get to them. Both of them had already mentally calculated how much they had lost by just sitting there and it wasn’t little. A lady suddenly caught billionaire 1’s attention. She was dancing as if it was a competition. She gyrated and jumped and pulled at her hair and sang and (you get the point). If an award was to be given for best church attendee that day, she probably would have won it. He tapped his friend.
B1: look at that woman over there
B2: over where??
B1: to your right. She is dancing like demons have possessed her
B2: oooo i see her now. what’s up with her??
B1: i don’t know but i’m willing to pay to find out. let’s make this interesting. let’s make it a bet. If i can correctly guess why she is so happy, you’ll pay me two million naira. If you can guess, i’ll pay you same.
B2: You’re on!! What happens if we both fail to guess correctly?
B1: well…..we’ll give the money to the church
Now they both had a way to make money. Both of them studied the woman like she was some sort of rare species. If she so much as coughed, they took note. They hadn’t gotten to where they were in life without knowing how to be extremely observant. As soon as the service was over, they sent for the woman. Both of them were as excited as a junkie about to do some cocaine.
B1: So what’s your scenario? let’s get our guesses over with before she gets here.
B2: ok! well i think she just recovered from some terminal illness and is very grateful to be seeing the new year
B1: that’s possible. I think she almost died yesterday. Maybe an accident she narrowly escaped. Only near death can make someone dance like that
The woman is brought in.
W: Good afternoon sir!
B1: Good day young lady. You don’t have to be alarmed. We just want to know why you were so joyful in church
W: O! well my ex-husband and i both took out life insurance policies while we were married and he made me his beneficiary while i made him mine. We got divorced two weeks ago. The nucca passed on yesterday before he could change his beneficiary so err…..i guess maga don pay.
The church made a shit load of money that day………
Happy new year guys!! May God bless our hard work. Till next post, be safe!!